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By Dr. Laurie Roth Ph.D.
November 24, 2006
NewsWithViews.com

I am so thankful that soon our troops will find Osama Bin Laden dead or alive…..preferably dead. Now I recognize some of our Politicians and media will be desperately concerned about handling his body with care and professional courtesy. Their concerns would be ever so understood, since we heard their painful cries regarding the display of Uday and Qusay's bodies in Iraq. Lets just stop the drama and take it out of the militaries hands. We can give it to dependable, calm and caring hands of another group…..the Mommies of all the victims of 9/11. I'm sure they will be ever so careful with his precious body.

I am also thankful that we have nothing to fear because the terrorists that we fight are Mommies and Daddies. Thank you so much Rosie for the reality check. I have just noticed one small thing. Parents that embrace the fundamentalist fascists worldview are suffering from several syndromes. 1. Find a federal building and blow it up syndrome 2. Send your children ahead to clear the mind field syndrome 3. Paranoia and dread of Jews syndrome 4. Turn children into hating serial killers syndrome. 5. Wipe out everyone but them syndrome. Other than these 5 health problem syndromes there is absolutely nothing to fear.

I am also thankful that our CIA and troops have stopped numerous other attacks the last 5 years using pressure interrogation tactics to save us, while getting the evil look by so many "self esteem" specialists in our congress and media. Many of you are SO concerned about us not messing with ALL THE RIGHTS of these fine killers and the Geneva Convention. Therefore I have put together a few guidelines for terrorist interviews. See we don't have to torture….just pressure and irritate a tinge perhaps. Pressure Interrogation Ideas.

1. Have them jump up and down in pig fat and listen to reruns of Gilligan's Island.
2. Have holographic photos of Janet Reno dancing in a bikini floating through the room. Play Linda Ronstadt's "You're no good."
3. Enter terrorist as a contestant on Jihad Island. The goal is to figure out which women are virgins waiting to be conquered and which ones are trained Special Forces.
4. Have terrorist memorize and sing before local retirement villages, Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim before each meal.
5. Have Pee Wee Herman's Play House reruns playing loudly as little, soft, plastic dinosaurs are thrown across the room at them.
6. Have terrorists practice taking honey out of bee hives as Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy plays and John Wayne WW 11 movies play all day and night.

In keeping with the spirit of gentleness, our CIA chaplain can hold their hand each night and pray for them as they get in bed. Therapists can be on call in the prison with medication ready.

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In all seriousness, we should all be enormously thankful for our Christian heritage, constitution and bill of rights. All are inspired of God and sometimes we forget the cost of freedom. It isn't just a given and evil does exist in the world and we must take it out, play with it or become like it. I say, clean their clock and take them out. Happy Thanksgiving week to you all. Be thankful for what you have and what we are fighting for.

© 2006 Dr. Laurie Roth - All Rights Reserved

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Laurie Roth has a Ph.D. in Counseling and held a small private practice for many years. She earned a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. In the late 90's, Laurie hosted and produced a successful PBS television show called "CD Highway" that aired nationally on 130 TV stations.

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I am also thankful that we have nothing to fear because the terrorists that we fight are Mommies and Daddies. Thank you so much Rosie for the reality check.